2025-09-02: "Voter registration groups blocked from naturalization events"
-- NPR
So much for the non-partisan League of Women Voters decades-long partnership with U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services to register new citizens to vote at naturalization ceremonies.
npr.org/2025/09/02/nx-s1-55258...
2025-09-03: President Trump assures the public that rumors of his death were mildly exaggerated.
2025-09-03: Clickbait from Washington Post: "A $1.3 billion Powerball win sounds life-changing. Here’s the catch."
If anyone has the winning numbers and this column convinces them to turn down the jackpot, they can pass on the winnings to me. Says everyone.
2025-09-05: The economy lost 13,000 net jobs in June, 2025, the first time since December, 2020, that we lost jobs. That was back in Trump's first term. In other words, Trump has returned America to losing jobs, not adding jobs. Making America Great Again.
2025-09-06: Looks like someone signed up for Snapchat using my email. I got this email: "Before you get started, it’s a good idea to confirm your email address. If this is not your Snapchat account or you did not sign up for Snapchat, please go here to remove your email address from this account." Exactly. It's so rare for services to give you the ability to disconnect your email from a mistaken signup. Good for Snapchat.
2025-09-10: Headline: "Novo Nordisk, the Danish drugmaker behind Ozempic and other weight loss drugs, announced that it would cut jobs as it seeks to restore growth."
There's a too-easy joke in there somewhere.
2025-09-11: Headline: "Manhunt for Charlie Kirk's killer continues as Trump blames Democrats."
Because of course he does.
2025-09-20: "Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) warned that letting the government threaten to censor voices it doesn’t like could hurt the political right if Democrats return to power."
If??? Ted Cruz is seriously worried about the mid-terms.
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